2026-04-13 09:42

TFW you slip into some bad habits during a week off. Maybe your sleep pattern goes out the window, or you eat too much Easter chocolate and the scales are now going in the wrong direction.

So, you tell yourself that when you go back to work you're going to hit things hard again. Back to the gym, playing football, getting in 10,000 steps every day, and eating cleaner.

Then, on the first day back at work, you get hit with a bout of food poisoning. Guess I'll start tomorrow, then... 🤮